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Kelly started as a Ford salesman in late 2016. He has since moved to our luxury sales team because he’s so refined and appropriate. Not that any of our salespeople aren’t… He’s just super that way. He graduated from Vanderbilt. Or Villanova? I always get the two confused. When I asked for interesting things he said he does nothing for fun, he’s terrible at skiing (but trying to be better), he played tennis in college, and he won the F1 Championship in 1997. When he was 5. I think he was lying about the last one. If you meet Kelly don’t be alarmed by how tall he is. He looks almost too tall because he’s skinny, but really he’s just normal too tall.

Rob joined us in 2024. I asked him for 5 interesting things about his life and he said, “I’m boring, make something up.” That was a mistake. I make stuff up anyway. The most interesting thing that I know about Rob is that, despite his size, he is remarkably weak. I once read in a Garfield cartoon that you can flex fat. I didn’t believe it until I met Rob and asked him to carry his laptop to my office. He had to stop 3 times to rest his arms. I was also surprised to learn that his hair is heavily supplemented with plugs. It looks amazing, but apparently he’s lost a lot of it. On the weekend Rob absolutely loves to make and eat yogurt. It’s his favorite pastime. I told him that I’m really not a fan of yogurt and he called me uncultured. Apparently one of his greatest skills is not jokes. He did tell me that his favorite Muppet is Gonzo. It was after he told me to make stuff up, as I walked out the door, and completely unsolicited. Rob’s an odd duck.